Thursday, January 30, 2014

Math for the Pregnant Woman



This is math every pregnant woman needs.  It's also the math every pregnant woman does subconsciously.  It's really simple.  You just need 3 variables.

Want
Value:  1-10
10 - This needs to be mine. NOW.
1 - I suppose I could have it. Maybe.

Difficulty
Value:  1-10
10 - This is so easy. Like sleeping on a cloud.
1 - Climbing Mt. Everest

Lazy Factor
Value:  1-10
10 - Sloth
1 - Border collie.  Or toddler.

See?  Simple.  Now, we solve for Likelihood.

Likelihood has a fairly easy interpretation.
Value:  1-10
10 - This. Is. HAPPENING.  HALLELUJAH!
1 - You're fucked.

I'm a math genius.

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